Bliggity Blog

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????

troyesivan:

  • lippy lippy v soft
  • kiss kiss
  • open Opening
  • tonguey tong 
  • lick lick y um
  • mwa!!!
  • nibb-nibble
  • mwa x2
  • (boom ba doom bang!!!!)

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

nevver:

Papercraft, Maud Vantours

paineds:

kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

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is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"

Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

cocoalou:

Tumblr celebrates Earth Day (✿◠‿◠)

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

277,608 plays

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

legalmexican:

Snapchat story longer than Far East Movement’s career

baelor:

spatial color palettes