Phoebe was smooth as fuck
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
That was so beautiful
tiny sketches pt. 3
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!
boys in crop tops 2014
This was seriously the best prank
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
a girl at our school got dresscoded for wearing this shirt because it promotes bullying
but a guy at our school was able to wear this shirt and our principal thought it was funny when he saw it