when someone you hate tries to make a joke
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
- lippy lippy v soft
- kiss kiss
- open Opening
- tonguey tong
- lick lick y um
- mwa x2
- (boom ba doom bang!!!!)
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english
literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes
nobody sees you cry when you weld
is this really going to be my first popular text post on this blog
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
Tumblr celebrates Earth Day (✿◠‿◠)
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
Snapchat story longer than Far East Movement’s career
spatial color palettes